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Love and Sex Tips..

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vincentdesmarais:

Well, shit, color me excited.

Looks like you’re giving me a sneak peak. Can’t wait to see the real thing

The excitement is mutual, Vincent. I can promise you that.

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vincentdesmarais:

I’ve never really liked surprises. Are you gonna work with me here or what?

But surprises are fun. Oh, okay, fine. I was thinking quid pro quo. You give me a private show and I’ll give you one.

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vincentdesmarais:

Tell me what they are. Entertain me

Where’s the fun in that? It’ll ruin the surprise

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vincentdesmarais:

I’ll think about it. But I’m wondering, why would you want that when you could just convince me to give you a free show. I’m pretty sure you can find an interesting way of doing that

Or do I need to plan some ideas in your head about what I like?

Oh no, no.  I think I can come up with my own ideas. I’m quite good at that. Hm, but you’re not exactly easy to decipher and I’d need to think of something good to get my free show. I have a few ideas…

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vincentdesmarais:

And how’s your little performing thing going? I hope I’m invited to see you sometime.

Oh, little is an understatement. Of course you’re invited. I don’t perform often but I have some shows here and there. You can watch me do my routine up on stage.

You can come see me as long as I get tickets to your next concert.

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vincentdesmarais:

I’ve been good. How about you? Having fun tossing out those compliments over there?

Indeed I am. They roll off the tongue so easily when I’m talking to you. I’ve been good as well.  Not too busy, which is a good thing, I suppose. Time to breathe is always lovely.

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vincentdesmarais:

Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes

Oh, look who’s talking. You’re always looking more and more handsome every time I speak to you, Vincent. How have you been recently?

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